Author: Spengler

I don’t know where Venkmann (aka Twerp, OTHER cat) went. Everyone is sad. I’ve looked all over the apartment (even…

Jezuz Kriste! Look what my Over-Lordz brought into the home! And they’re calling him Venkmann? The cat-twerp’s not even potty-trained…

My caretakers came home tonight with a little black fur-ball. Don’t like him. Don’t like him at all. The twerp’s…

Spengler Writes: I could kill you…but I choose NOT to.

Spent evening chasing long furry thing. Been catching it in the corner of my eye for weeks and tonight’s the…